So now there’s Christmas/Hanukkah to think about…

Do you have a collection of people you are supposed to feed this month? Yes? Wicked! Order a pie and take credit making it, I don’t care.

Are you all alone? No parties to go to? No family nearby to torment you? Yes? Wicked! Order a pie and eat it all yourself! Have it for breakfast, lunch and dinner. You’re a grown up and can do whatever the hell you feel like.

Happy Holidays!